import requests from datetime import date from bs4 import BeautifulSoup from config import config def get_on_this_day(): return "

On this day

%s%s%s%s" % (get_old_news(), get_calvin_and_hobbes(), get_today_wikipedia(), get_today_wikiquote()) def get_old_news(): print("getting old news") year = int(date.today().strftime("%Y")) - 100 century_ago = str(year) + date.today().strftime("-%m-%d") news_text = "" urls = config["news"]["urls"].split(",") names = config["news"]["names"].split(",") for i in range(len(urls)): full_url = urls[i] % century_ago name = names[i] if requests.get(full_url).status_code != 404: news_text += '
%s %s
\n' % (full_url, name, century_ago) return news_text def get_today_wikipedia(): print("getting today's wikipedia") full_url = "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%s" % date.today().strftime("%B_%d") return '
Today\'s Wikipedia
' % (full_url) def get_today_wikiquote(): print("getting today's wikiquote") full_url = "https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/%s" % date.today().strftime("%B_%d") r = requests.get(full_url) soup = BeautifulSoup(r.text, features="lxml") table = str(soup.find(text="2020").parent.parent.next_sibling.next_sibling) table = table.replace('href="/', 'href="https://en.wikiquote.org/') return '
%s
' % table def get_calvin_and_hobbes(): print("getting calvin and hobbes") year = int(date.today().strftime("%Y")) % 9 + 1986 comic_date = str(year) + date.today().strftime("/%m/%d") full_url = "https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/%s" % comic_date r = requests.get(full_url) soup = BeautifulSoup(r.text, features="lxml") if not "Today on" in str(soup.title): # gocomics gives you today if 404 comic_src = soup.select(".item-comic-image")[0].img["src"] return '
Calvin and Hobbes
' % (comic_src) else: return ""